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I’m Grumpy & I Live Here

Own your space and stop apologizing for being a human.

You’re Not Boring, You’re Just Bored

I'm so bored. Like existentially bored. It happens every now and then and generally doesn't have anything to do with my happiness or quality of life. In fact, come to think of it, it usually happens when everything in my life just fine, if not pretty good. Every time...

Depression | The Dark + Dirty

Depression is dark and dirty. It’s really hard to see through when you’re in it and even harder to remember when you’re not. It’s irrational and careless and really fucking scary. It makes you believe that life is futile. It makes you believe things are hopeless. It...

WE GET IT, YOU DON’T LIKE KIDS.

<rant> You don’t like kids. Listen, I get it. You don’t love them noising up your restaurants or your airplanes or your public spaces in general. You didn’t choose them, so why should they affect your life so loudly? I completely understand. The thing is, I’m...

Happiness & How You Can Help

DISCLAIMER:  My husband is delightful and I love him and the life we have created.  Please remember that as I continue and hang on for the ride… To begin, you should know that I’ve been on a lovely anti-depressant cocktail since accepting my PPD over two years ago; I...

Postpartum Preeclampsia

'Wholly unprepared,' seems like an understatment when describing how I felt about the chaos of entering the postpartum world for the first time.  Sure, throughout my pregnancy I was worried about preeclampsia and gestational diabetes and toxemia and I've always...

You do you, baby

Follow the rules or break them kindly, babe. This world is yours for the changing.

The Dark Days

Parenting is rewarding but really hard sometimes. Learning to accept the ebb and flow is a never ending lesson.

Luxury Schmuxury

Babies are expensive. Saving money is hard.

Unplanned Pregnancy

and how to not respond like a judgey asshole. We have to have a talk, guys.   Humans are jerks.  Yeah, I'm probably talking to you.   You speak before thinking.  You are coarse and hurt feelings, intentionally or not.  You think that when you...

You’re Not Boring, You’re Just Bored

I'm so bored. Like existentially bored. It happens every now and then and generally doesn't have anything to do with my happiness or quality of life. In fact, come to think of it, it usually happens when everything in my life just fine, if not pretty good. Every time...

read more

Depression | The Dark + Dirty

Depression is dark and dirty. It’s really hard to see through when you’re in it and even harder to remember when you’re not. It’s irrational and careless and really fucking scary. It makes you believe that life is futile. It makes you believe things are hopeless. It...

read more

WE GET IT, YOU DON’T LIKE KIDS.

<rant> You don’t like kids. Listen, I get it. You don’t love them noising up your restaurants or your airplanes or your public spaces in general. You didn’t choose them, so why should they affect your life so loudly? I completely understand. The thing is, I’m...

read more

Happiness & How You Can Help

DISCLAIMER:  My husband is delightful and I love him and the life we have created.  Please remember that as I continue and hang on for the ride… To begin, you should know that I’ve been on a lovely anti-depressant cocktail since accepting my PPD over two years ago; I...

read more

Postpartum Preeclampsia

'Wholly unprepared,' seems like an understatment when describing how I felt about the chaos of entering the postpartum world for the first time.  Sure, throughout my pregnancy I was worried about preeclampsia and gestational diabetes and toxemia and I've always...

read more

Unplanned Pregnancy

and how to not respond like a judgey asshole. We have to have a talk, guys.   Humans are jerks.  Yeah, I'm probably talking to you.   You speak before thinking.  You are coarse and hurt feelings, intentionally or not.  You think that when you...

read more

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